I married up.

So it is no secret that i somehow married out of my league. 

Now, i don't question this because i think the marriage certificate people will figure out the error and show up at my door and inform me that my wife is to attractive to be married to me and they will ship her off to some photo shoot for supermodels. 

Here is some evidence to prove my case... as if all the other pictures on the blog were not convincing enough.

 I give you exhibit A:

Its hard to tell which one is the work of art. See even the museum people are out to take her to be put on display for her amazing beauty.

I give you exhibit B:

If this does not qualify her for some bedazzled hot wife of the century award...I mean come on she is smokin hot. And she has the character to match.  So where are the bedazzled hot wife of the century award judges...i need their email and 2 sec of their time to show them Exhibit C.  I think they are holding her back from winning to be fair to the other supermodel wives out there.

I give you exhibit C:

There is nothing to say about this one. Its also really hard to talk with ones jaw on the floor.

(by the request of Holly I have this statement: Holly was getting on the window sill to get an angle on a photograph she was taking of me.  Seen in a previous post of me in a black shirt.  I told her to hand me the camera because her in the window would make a great photograph. She didn't want people thinking she was accustomed to hanging out in windows posing for photographs. End of statement)

So once again I do not question how it happened (holly saying yes to my proposal, or dating me, or not dropping me at the "salvation army for left handed underling husbands") but it happened and I hope that the people that regulate this kind of thing don't find out but I am not going to stop proclaiming from the rooftops how gorgeous my wife is.