anyone up for golf

have i told you about my golf game? you see i am excellent at that sport. step 1- knock a golf ball under any low lying inanimate object.

step 2- freak out trying to get it yourself, trying to make yourself boneless unsuccessfully. (do not be distracted by any golf balls not in play).

step 3- cry little pitiful cries persistently all night until mom or dad give in and get it for you.

step 4- knock a golf ball under any low lying inanimate object.
man, i'm awesome at golf.